No pain in vain
You know those creases you get on your hips when you have been sitting in jeans to long? And when you move the fabric and it hurts while your skin slowly reforms itself to the proper place…. Well today I am having that problem with my butt hole. I generally sleep naked but last night I was drunk and decided to fall asleep in my thong. When you pass out from a good night of drinking you generally don’t move a lot throughout the night. And by the amount of pain my starfish is in I don’t think I moved for a good eight hours.. at least. When I pulled my thong away from my booty I felt that pain and it has been haunting me all day. I don’t think there is many things more uncomfortable than this feeling. I mean who the hell wants a sore brown eye with out a good story to go along with it.
I guess that may be the premiss to this blog. To not let my pooper be in pain in vain.
I think the premise of the post was to throw out as many names as you had available for your Hershey Highway ;p
Well, saying the same thing over and over again seemed boring. I was very entertained with it.